10 Crucial Questions Overlooked in Salman Khan Verdict (6 will blow your mind)

If there is one thing that I have learnt in the recent days, it is that the world cannot stand an honourable, peace-loving, humble yet immensely successful man. I am shocked and appalled by the fallacious and motivated arguments made against my idol, inspiration and hero Salman Khan in the recently concluded Blackbuck hunting case in which he has been unfairly convicted and sentenced to such illogically harsh punishment, all because he is famous and kind-hearted. Both the media and judiciary have been totally biased against him, and have overlooked some key facts which I intend to highlight. Following 10 hard-hitting questions will expose the entire sham:

Even the animals love Bhai

1. Anyone who has ever watched Salman Khan movies (only the most ignorant would not have) would know the animal-loving person that he has ALWAYS been. Remember the pigeon in Maine Pyaar Kiya? And can anyone forget the dotting love of Bhai for Tuffy in Hum Aapke Hain Kaun! And if that’s not enough, recall the horses Salman showered his love on in Bandhan and Sanam Bewafa (morons wouldn’t have even seen the last two movies, of course). For God’s sake, even the name of his last movie is TIGER Zinda hai! Does all of this not sufficiently corroborate his selfless love for animals?

2. Everyone knows the charm that Bhai has and how people faint or bump into objects when they chance upon his heavenly form. So is it not a very realistic possibility that the Blackbuck, upon learning that it is Salman in the vehicle, was following the vehicle to steal a glance when the poor animal ran into a tree or big rock and succumbed to his injuries, and later someone planted those bullets inside those injuries?

3. There were 3 women in the vehicle when the alleged incident took place. Would any woman-respecting man, which Salman has a history of being, ever participate in any kind of violence in the presence of women? Don’t even get me started on Salman’s support to feminism, something very close to my heart. 

4. All Blackbucks look the same. So how can one say that the Blackbuck whose body was found is the same as the one who was supposedly killed by his bullet. Or, for that matter, how can one be sure if the one who was hit by the bullet was the one whom Salman had fired at, if at all he did? 

5. What took the courts so long (20 years) to establish that Salam is guilty? Do the judges even remember the facts of the case now? There is strong likelihood that they mixed up the evidences and arguments of this case with those of some other case, which should not be surprising given the average age of a judge in our judiciary.  

6. We all know that in the times of Watsapp, Insta and Facebook (look at you all losers reading this long post), people suffer from depression and loneliness. Perhaps the Blackbuck too was a victim of depression and jumped in front of the bullet fired by Salman to attain salvation by dying at the hands of none other than the God-sent Bhai (numerous references for same can be cited from Ramayana and Mahabharatta).

7. It is established that Bhai was driving the vehicle on the day when the alleged incident took place. So how can he shoot the animal while he was driving? This in itself proves how fabricated the entire case is!!

8. The Bishnois and the village became famous only after the alleged hunting incident, thereby making the people and the place famous and thus brining much valuable tourism. This makes it abundantly clearly that it was all staged for publicity by the villagers. And if it was not, shouldn’t they be actually thankful to Bhai for their much-improved standard of living?

9. And if all the above do not appeal to your rational faculty, then just look outside at the weather in Delhi! Make no mistake friends, it is a cosmic warning to undo the gross injustice that is being done to the beloved of Thy, before he unleashes fury in the form of floods, draughts, global warming,Tiger Shroff movies and what not.  

10. Please use your brains and see that there is a pattern to this- Bapu Asaram, Sasikala, Ram Rahim John Singh Chevosky Insaan, Lalu Yadav and now Bhai. Those against honest people will stop at nothing. Remember, if you are silent today, tomorrow I may be some other great soul like Sri Sri Sri Sri Ravishankar, Yasin Malik or Bikram Majithia.

11. What 11th? I mentioned 10 you dimwits and there will be 10. Anyway if the above 10 did not convince you, your retarded mind won’t be stirred with 11th anyway.    

Meanwhile basic facilities like geyser, air conditioner (is it 37 degrees in Jodhpur today), television, Jacuzzi etc are being denied to him in the charade of equality. It is clear that people jealous of his stardom want to end his career, so that he can finally be replaced from the top. 

Though I would not like to name anyone, I do suspect some Bollywood bigwigs to be a part of the mega conspiracy, especially the so called ‘King’ who cannot hide his age despite the tonnes of makeup. Though I won’t be surprised to know that other failed actors who have had ex-girlfriend issues with Salman are found to be involved. I stand by him in these trying times and hope that the truth prevail and his innocence be acknowledged. 

I leave you with a pic we clicked when I met Bhai after a long gap and he was ecstatic to see me. Of course, haters will say that I photo shopped it, but I choose to overlook pessimism. I am with him. I am Salman!

Lokesh Sharma

The author is an ardent fan of Salman Khan, and is often seen quoting from Salman’s movies and other appearances.

PS- The author would love to read your supporting/refuting arguments on the matter as much as your reviews of the post